Yes, once again Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. You know, for all the times she’s been out in the sun this summer, the chick doesn’t get tanned. She’s still white as a ghost. What’s even freakier is that her armpits are a shade whiter than the rest of her body but that could be just poor deodorant selection. Anyway, here she is in Maui with her boyfriend Harry Morton, whose family is worth billions. Now there’s a rumor that he was seen buying an engagement ring for Lindsay, which I think is ridiculous because billionaires don’t date poor girls, they buy them expensive gifts in exchange for sex. Oh ya, Lindsay might be wealthy for you and I, but to a billionaire she’s just another notch on the belt.

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