I really can’t explain what’s going on with celebrity fashion nowadays but it’s making my life and job miserable. It seems like everyday that goes by it gets worse and worse. First I noticed it with Jessica Simpson, then Scarlett Johansson and now Carmen Electra. I mean, you know there’s a problem when an ex-Playboy bunny looks like she buys her clothes off a Wal-Mart rack. Speaking of which, I honestly don’t even think Wal-Mart makes clothes that bad. Anyway, all I know is that a year ago fashion was much better (see pictures of Carmen below) and I don’t know how it got so bad, so quickly, nor do I understand how I became such a “fashion critic” when all I ever wanted to do was look at hot girls and write about their boobies.
September 5th, 2006