First of all, I would like to let you know that what you are looking at in the second photo is indeed Mischa Barton‘s ass. I know it’s difficult to tell considering it is as flat as a pancake but that’s what it is. It’s not her front, which was my first impression. Anyway, the real problem is not her ass, it’s her curdled thighs and it’s a shame because if you could somehow manage to take the focus off the cellulite, you’ll notice that she’s bra-less and that she’s also showing some thong. OK, as you can see I’m trying to put a positive spin on Mischa‘s misfortunes but I’m a glass half full type of guy. I see the good in everyone, even if that person looks like a 40-year-old stripper that has mothered 5 kids with some dude named Cisco.
September 6th, 2006