You know it’s going to be a long day when Eva Longoria is on the front page of Yahoo. Please no more! I beg everyone to stop making something out of nothing. She’s not talented or pretty. She’s an average little girl. That show has got to end. “Jesus, I know you can hear me and I know we’re tight. Please cancel Desperate Housewives. I don’t ask for much, so you can do me this one tiny favor. Amen. Oh ya! While you’re at it, end world hunger.”