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If You’re Going To Stare At Jessica Simpson, Avoid Eye Contact And Stare At Her Chest
Pop star Jessica Simpson is so sick of men flirting with her, she walks around facing the floor and avoiding eye contact with members of the opposite sex. The blonde beauty, who divorced from husband Nick Lachey in June, is tired of the attention she gets from men. And the Dukes Of Hazzard star is not enjoying the single life. Simpson complains, “There are the guys who try to make eye contact when you are out somewhere or whatever. Then when they get that eye contact they think they’re in. So I try to avoid that and keep my eyes on the floor at all times!”
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Poor pretty Jessica Simpson. How hard your life must be knowing that every man in the world wants to have sex with you. Oh, I wish you could explain the pain you go through every day to all those ugly girls that haven’t had a dates in years. Better yet, you should invite them to your million-dollar plus mansion and while wearing you’re Daisy Dukes, tell them that being so hot has it’s drawbacks. On second thought, suck it up b!#ch!
That one goes out to all you BBW’s.
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