Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have been together for more than 2 years and the pop tart says there’s a secret for keeping things spicy. Duff tells Life & Style magazine that the two constantly leave each other “a lot of secret notes,” to keep the flame alive.
What kind of spicy secret is that? Not that I really care how Hilary Duff and Joel Madden manage to keep things going after two years but I would have expected something a little more exciting, wouldn’t you? For example if we had found out that Hilary enjoyed having sweaty lesbian sex with filthy porn stars in Burger King bathrooms, all the while being filmed by Joel for our eventual Internet viewing pleasure, then, I would call it a spicy secret. Or am I just being nit-picky?