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Natalie Portman Is A Grape Flavored Two By Four
Here’s Natalie Portman at some fashion show in Paris and here we go again! Yes folks, another fine example of a sexy starlet ruining my day by wearing a hideous outfit. On the sexy scale, this purple abomination ranks Natalie slightly higher than a bad case of crabs, and just below a colonic cleansing. I mean look at her! I’ve seen more curves on a piece of ply-wood.
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