Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are set to light up the screen together in a film about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, in which they play women who are sexually attracted to each other. The story revolves around the wordsmith and his wife Caitlin, and a real-life incident in which her childhood friend Vera Phillips, played by Knightley, and her future husband open fire on Thomas’ home with a machine gun and a hand grenade.
Wow. I can’t believe it. Lindsay Lohan is actually making news for something other than being a drunken party girl. As much as I love drunken party girls, they don’t compare to sexy onscreen lesbian love, especially when the lesbians in question are Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley. The director better use his head though. Seeing as Keira‘s flat as a board, having Lindsay on top for the sex-scenes is a must. Oh, BTW, besides being a top-notch blogger, I’m also an excellent porn director. Lindsay, Keira, call me.