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This Just In: I Have A Huge Crush On Maria Menounos
After viewing these latest pictures of Maria Menounos, I’ve come to the conclusion that she is, hands down, by far and without the slightest of doubt, the most superior specimen of womanly perfection I’ve ever laid eyes on. That was actually quite hard to say to you all, as it fills me with some degree of guilt. You see, Stacy Keibler had been my number one for so long that I feel I’m betraying her by saying this. Stacy, please forgive me. It was fun, but I’m moving on with my life”¦”¦unless you actually want to hook up. Then I would GLADLY denounce Maria Menounos as the Antichrist if you’d let me climb up those 41½ inch legs of yours.
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