Ashlee Simpson’s New Face= Free Shoes

Here’s some hot girl promoting Sketchers shoes. Oh, wait! That’s Ashlee Simpson. Man, I really miss hating her for being Jessica’s ugly little wannabe. As you all know, I now love her in ways that are far too inappropriate to mention on this family-friendly site. Anyway, that’s a lesson to all you young, impressionable girls out there: if you have major self-esteem issues, just go ahead and get a plastic surgeon to rearrange your face. Really, it’ll do wonders for your social life (and maybe even land you an endorsement deal with a major shoe company). Hey, if it worked for Ashlee, it could work for you too!

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