Here's Lindsay Lohan showing off her new lips and sweet sweater puppies the other day. I hate to say it but those things better not get any bigger because I don't think her chicken legs can support the weight. I can lend her an hand or two is she needs it. I think she looks pretty damn hot in a sickly kind of way, I bet she's really hungry, I can stick slices of Oscar Myer baloney to my naked body and she could ravage me. How much would something like that cost? My baloney has a first name it's p-e-n-i-s.         Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan Career Is Officially Over Lindsay Lohan Ruins A See Through Moment Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Freshly Dumped Legs