Jessica Simpson fears she’ll grow old and lonely because potential suitors are put off by her celebrity status. Jessica says:
“My fear is that I won’t ever date anybody, because they’ll think I’m going to ruin their career.
“That they’ll be on the cover of every magazine and it will automatically take away their credibility, to be bluntly honest with you.”
And to be bluntly honest with you, Jessica Simpson, I really think you’re overestimating your career destroying capabilities. You’re not a drunk or a druggy and you usually seem composed in public, so what’s with this career ruining talk? That’s not your problem. Your problem is consistency, or lack thereof. When your looks flip flop from good to bad as often as yours have lately, its no wonder men avoid you. You see, us guys want consistency. We want to know that when we wake up in the morning the girl lying beside us is the same girl we fell asleep with. That’s appealing; girlfriend Russian Roulette isn’t.