Sometimes I really hate seeing pictures of Adriana Lima. Now before you all start thinking I’m some kind of sexual deviant, eunuch or imbecile, allow me to explain. Looking at Adriana is like looking at a top of the line Ferrari. Both are absolutely gorgeous, but you’ll never be able to afford either. In the end, you’re reminded that women like that don’t date guys like you and me! I guess that would be be better for her anyway. If we did date, that prized ass of hers would be so covered in bite marks, that she’d never get a paying gig again.

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