Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Need A Hand

Taking a break from her busy schedule of getting dumped and making movies that only get released in break away republics of the former Soviet Union, Jessica Simpson was spotted on the runway at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris, France today. This must have been a fashion show for plus sized women because Jessica hasn’t exactly been the slimmest as of late, not to mention that there’s something strange going on in the neighborhood of her boobs. Weird fat girl sideboob stretch marks? Say it ain’t so Jessica. If you need a hand rubbing cocoa butter and vitamin E oil on those things don’t be afraid to call me. I’m here to help.

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Photos: SplashNewsOnline, WENN.com

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