You know it’s a slow gossip day when Paris Hilton‘s ass makes its way onto Hollywood Tuna. I know it’s not breaking news but for this one time, let’s pretend it is (because hey, pretending is fun right?). With that said, spread the word folks! This is a World Wide Exclusive: Paris Hilton is wearing panties!

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