Yesterday, I was telling you all about how Stacy Keibler was my one true obsession. Well things move fast in the Tunaland and I think Stacy just got replaced”¦.by Elizabeth Hurley‘s massive breasts! Liz’s chest is a total enigma. Here’s a woman whose boobs get better every time I see them! This goes against all known laws of the universe. Breasts are like fruit. They ripen to perfection, then things go downhill fast. And let’s face it, she’s no spring chicken. I can only assume that Elizabeth sold her soul to the devil in return for magical boobies. I always knew I was going to hell for some of the things I’ve done in my life, but now I actually look forward to it. See you soon Liz!
November 17th, 2006