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Jessica Alba Is The Sexiest Substitute
She’s not only one of the sexiest young stars in Hollywood, but as a new National Education Association online poll found out, actress Jessica Alba is also the celeb people would love to see as their substitute teacher. The ‘Fantastic Four’ actress topped the poll by bagging approximately 46 percent of the votes.
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I keep smashing my own head against the wall at the thought of this poll becoming a reality. I mean, I would’ve KILLED for someone that looks like Jessica Alba to be my substitute teacher back in high school. If she were my teacher I know three things for sure: I wouldn’t get a shred of work done, I’d have to strategically position my binders over my crotch every time I stood up, and bad porno music would be playing over and over in my head all through class. Oh yeah, and I’d have to excuse myself every five minutes to go take care of some “business” in the bathroom. Or however long it would take to, er, “reload” — although with Jessica as my teacher that could be anywhere between 30 to 60 seconds at the most.
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