Remember Wayne and Garth head-banging along to Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody in the Wayne’s World movie? That flick had no shortage of memorable, “excellent!” moments. But let’s be honest here; what I remember most about that movie was being 16 years-old and falling in love with Tia Carrere. But then she scraped bottom on bad syndicated TV shows and direct-to-video movies, and a few random tabloid photos over the years suggested that the Tia I once knew and loved had fallen prey to gravity and doughnuts.
But now, ladies and gentleman, may I present to you the new, improved Tia Carrere. All it took were some souped up body parts (I’ll let you guess which) and a see-through top to thrust her back in the spotlight. I hope all you washed-up celebrities are taking notice. You can learn something from Tia.