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Bisexual Britney Spears? Nothing Wrong With That!
The wannabe rapper husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline is set to claim that the pop star is a bisexual and that she has begged him for threesomes, according to reports. Federline will also reportedly claim that the pop princess regularly fantasises about women and was desperate to share one with him.
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Just in case you needed more convincing on how much of an idiot Kevin Federline really is, this should seal the deal. If my wife was begging me for some 3rd party participation of the female variety during our usual bedroom exercise sessions, you wouldn’t have to ask me twice. Hell you wouldn’t have to ask me once; I would have already assumed that was part of the deal. Plus it would finally give me a reason to use the emergency button on my speed dial labeled “ESCORT“.
*BTW ladies, I’m not married. So please keep sending me those nude photos.
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