Actress Pamela Anderson always ends up naked whenever she goes out partying in Hollywood. She tells Blender magazine,
“When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David Lachapelle’s studio taking crazy pictures. That’s usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David’s studio.”
For some reason, hearing Pamela Anderson proudly announce to the world that she enjoys getting drunk and naked doesn’t have the same effect on me as it once did. I’m fairly sure that it has something to do with the fact that her nipples are misplaced, that she has regular sex with Kid Rock and that her face is starting to look more weathered than an Egyptian pyramid. Talk about a trio of turnoffs! The days of Pam setting off fireworks in my sweatpants are long gone. I can accept that, I just wish she could!