Los Angeles Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet. The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the “˜Dukes of Hazzard’ actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”
Wow, another alleged report of a leaked celebrity sex tape. And not just any tape. A Jessica Simpson sex tape! Am I shocked? No. But this further strengthens my belief that celebrities are complete morons. Normal people like you and me don’t feel the need bring video cameras with us into the bedroom. If we do though, we lock the tape up afterwards. And if we forget to, we don’t label it “OUR SEX TAPE ““ PLEASE STEAL AND THEN SELL“ and then leave it on the coffee table for the maid, gardener, butler or burglars to find. At least the public has had the privilege of seeing attractive stars get humiliated in amateur home videos. But everyone knows it’s only a matter of time before Rosie O’Donnell leaves a tape lying around, and then we’ll all be sorry.