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Pamela Anderson And Kid Rock Are Done
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Actress Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from rap singer Kid Rock after four months of marriage, a pair of celebrity magazines reported on Monday. “Pamela filed for divorce last week,” Anderson’s publicist, Tracy Nguyen, told People magazine. “It wasn’t a happy Thanksgiving.”
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Yawn. Is it me or are celebrities starting to get boring? Between copycat nose jobs, bad homemade sex tapes, rampant infidelity, and dizzying divorce rates, this breed is getting mighty predictable. Here’s my sage advice to Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock, and all you other celebs out there: if you want to do something bold and shocking, try being NORMAL! Now that would make our jaws to drop and maybe even land you on the cover of a magazine other than Us Weekly.
Is it any wonder these affairs end so quickly when the time period between meeting, engagement, and marriage is usually shorter than most people’s one night stands? C’mon Kid, did you really think this would last? Or were you just blinded by Pam’s enormous breasts, and mistook the throbbing in your groin for the beating of your heart?
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