Jenna Jameson Skinny And Engaged In ‘06?

Here’s Jenna Jameson at the VH1 Big In “˜06 Awards show. I know it’s going to be a good week when we kick it off with some Jenna pics. But then I looked closely at these pictures and became a little concerned about what I discovered: 

First of all, she’s a twig. So much so, that we can see the ripples of her implants through her skin. Oh, lovely Jenna, please please don’t pull a Nicole Richie on us. We love you the way you are! Go eat a steak or something. That’s an order! Secondly (and most disturbingly), she’s wearing a very shiny ring on her finger! Could it be that Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are engaged? Say it ain’t so! Jenna, I really believed that your relationship with Tito was just a fling, that you were saving yourself for a real man like me! You’ve broken my heart…

Now that I’ve analyzed the evidence, I’m starting to think that maybe this won’t be such a good week for me after all. 

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