I never thought I'd say this, but Cheryl Tweedy looks pretty good in those MC Hammer parachute pants. To be fair, she could wear adult diapers and I still want to bang the shit out of her. Anyhow, here she is in some photoshoot for Absynth. I'm assuming that's a clothing line and not the drink that makes me feel all lightheaded and happy at the same time. Actually that's kinda what Cheryl's doing to me right now, but that could just be because all the blood is rushing away from my head.       Related Articles: Cheryl Tweedy In Tight Leather Pants! Cheryl Tweedy, I Love You Forever Cheryl Tweedy Is A Major Disappointment Cheryl Tweedy Provides Some Sexy Comic Relief