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Jessica Simpson Should Just Picture Everyone Naked
WASHINGTON “” Singer-actress Jessica Simpson was in tears last night after flubbing a song she was performing during the Kennedy Center Honors. Simpson was on stage to sing Nine to Five as part of the tribute to Dolly Parton, one of the evening’s five honorees. Simpson ended her performance abrupty with the words “so nervous” and quickly exited the stage. The stunned audience remained silent, giving her no applause.
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I thought everyone knew the words to Nine to Five? It’s easy! “”¦Working nine to five, what a way to make a living”¦uhh”¦ummm”¦” Come to think of it, that the only part people actually know, so don’t be too hard on Jessica Simpson for screwing up. Besides, it’s a shitty song, so who cares! If I could offer some advice to Jessica, I’d tell her to picture the audience naked the next time she gets stage fright. It’s only fair. I’m sure most of them are picturing her naked too. I know I am right now. Her breasts look about ready to explode.
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