Scarlett Johansson has vowed to strip for a movie – one day. The ‘Black Dahlia’ actress, famed for her curvaceous body, insists she is ready to bare all on the big screen for the right part. She said:
“I’m still making up my mind about when I’ll do a nude scene. I’m not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film.”
So let me get this straight? In order to see a Scarlett Johansson nude scene, I have to sit through some crappy foreign art film? Now normally I avoid art films like hippies avoid soap, but I think I can bring myself to make an exception this one time. I mean these are the best breasts in Hollywood we’re talking about. Hell, even Scarlett can’t help but love them!
“I’m proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles. I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face.”
I just wish she’d reconsider the venue in which she’s chosen to unveil the twins. Why do we have to wait for some weird European guy to make some pretentious film before men everywhere get satisfaction? Maybe she’ll reconsider? I hear they’re making Boogie Nights II, and who better to get the starring role.