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Gwen Stefani Is Starting To Stink
Los Angeles (E! Online) - For Gwen Stefani, the smell of success just got a little more customizable. The Hollaback Girl has signed a fragrance deal with Coty Inc. to create her own line of signature perfumes under her L.A.M.B. imprint. “Creating a fragrance is one of the most prestigious things a designer can do,” said Stefani. “For me it’s like another thing you can wear and another thing I can creatively be a part of.”
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Oh boy. Get this: singer and self-proclaimed “designer” Gwen Stefani is launching her own signature perfume. Call me crazy, but why do celebs insist on coming out with this stuff? In addition to flashing their vaginas and hanging out at Hyde, is this another weird celebrity trend? They all seem to be doing it: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and JLo have all lent their names to fragrances they’d probably never wear themselves. Even Antonio Banderas has his own perfume. That’s right: PERFUME, not cologne. It’s called Spirit and I saw it at the drug store the other day.
I miss the days when Gwen Stefani was cool. Remember when she sang “I Saw Red” with Sublime? Those days are over. Now she’s transformed herself into a poor man’s Madonna.
And who really wants to smell like Gwen Stefani anyway? In the linked article, she says the perfume is “like me shrunken into a box.” If that’s the case, I’ll pass. I’ve seen her shows; she runs around, jumps up and down, and sweats like a pig about to be slaughtered (which, incidentally, is what her new music sounds like too). No thanks. I’ll just achieve the same effect by not putting on deodorant.
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