Mariah Carey vs. Mary Carey

December 11th, 2006

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Mairah Carey is trying to block porn star-turned-politician Mary Carey from trademarking her similar-sounding stage name, saying that fans could get the two performers confused.
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You know Mariah Carey’s career may be in real jeopardy when she starts worrying what some second rate porn star calls herself. Doesn’t Mariah have better things on her mind? Like maybe whipping that once tight body of hers back in shape? Or perhaps firing her stylist who’s been dressing her up like a two-dollar whore lately? I think these matters are much more pressing than whether Mary Carey should or shouldn’t trademark her name for fear the two might get mistaken for one another. Come to think of it, there are some striking similarities though. They both have ridiculously huge floppy fake breasts, and they both suck for a living, so maybe Mariah’s complaints aren’t as irrelevant as I thought.

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