Scarlett Johansson was shocked at a recent nude photo shoot. According to Esquire magazine, Johansson was stunned when no one ogled her when she was being photographed in the nude for Vanity Fair. Johansson and Britain’s Keira Knightley were photographed together for the shoot, and when the two beauties were totally naked, no one was looking. Johansson explained:
“Keira and I, and we’re totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working. But I guess it’s better than if they were all looking at me. It was comfortable.”
It’s pretty obvious why that guy was more interested in his Blackberry, than in Scarlett Johansson‘s breasts. He was gay! Just like every other guy who was in attendance that day. And trust me this was no coincidence. Vanity Fair knew that in order to shoot a picture as hot as this, straight men would have to be barred from the vicinity within a 1000ft radius. For us straight guys, being in the same room as a naked Scarlett Johansson would cause us to de-evolve into slobbering primates. Monkeys may be good at climbing trees, eating bananas, and smelling like shit, but one thing they suck at is photography.