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Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Are Interfering With My Xmas Plans
I’m telling you Victoria Beckham must do it on purpose. She purposely goes out of her way to ruin any productive plans I may have. For instance, I woke up today and planned to finish off my Christmas shopping, visit my ailing grandmother in the nursing home, donate to charity, and get a haircut. Then I saw these pictures. Instantly all my good intentions went straight out the window, and now I’m sure I’ll be preoccupied with those nipples of hers all weekend. Damn you Victoria. Damn you and your two little delicious friends.
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