For all of you who were wondering how Lindsay Lohan keeps her body in such good shape, well here’s the secret: A steady diet of alcohol, partying, and afternoon jogs in her bikini and high heels while smoking seems to do the trick. Sure genetics and youth may come into play so this program may not work for everyone but give it a shot and let me know how it goes. I can’t promise a tight body like Lindsay has, but I can promise all kinds of attention. Unwanted or otherwise.
January 12th, 2007