When you think of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, the last thing you probably think is … virgins. And yet, sources tell TMZ that famed on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about “participating” in a reality show currently in production called “Virgin Territory,” in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.
Luckily for us guys, there’s no medical way to prove that we are in fact virgins. You just have to take our word for it. Considering that most of us are lying scoundrels anyway, you can bet your ass that 99% of male applicants to this thing will in fact claim to be virgins, when they really aren’t. Well wouldn’t you? I mean you get to meet Jenna Jameson! Maybe it’s better this way. I hear that actual male virgins have a tendency to go into seizures and burst into flames when in the presence of Jenna. That wouldn’t be very good TV now would it?