Spirit Advertising has created a new campaign for online gaming site Foxy Bingo and chosen glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan, to be the face of the brand. As the new face of the bingo site, Katie has been used to boost the Foxy brand and women’s … fill in the rest, I can’t see it!
Old bags around the world must be cursing Jordan right now. The one place they could rely on to get away from their grumpy husbands (the online bingo hall) will no longer be their sanctuary after the old farts get wind of this new ad campaign. Hypnotized by her massive breasts, and porn star face, dirty old men everywhere will be subliminally commanded to start playing online bingo. Wait a sec. Do old people even know how to use computers? Maybe I’m just talking out of my ass.
P.S That fox is creepy.