Here's jobless hottie Sophie Monk showing off her awesome legs in some heels and a pair of denim cut off short shorts the other day. I'm in love again. Those things go on for days. I don't know how to say 'come sit on my face' in Spanish, but I'm sure that's exactly what the security guard is thinking. Dios mios! And yes, assuming the security guard is Mexican does make me a bad person. I'm well aware.         Related Articles: Sophie Monk Topless Bikini Pictures Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over Sophie Monk’s Nipple Slip Pictures Are Amazing! Sophie Monk See Through Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews