Mariah Carey Drinking Like A Fish

I’m a little late on this post but after seeing these pics of Mariah Carey, I couldn’t help myself but to comment. I like to have a good time. I also like to go to the beach and have fun. What I don’t like to do is look like an idiot doing it. I’ve never said anything bad about Mariah but if my body took a turn for the worse, I’d be covering that shit up. The last place I would go to is the beach. Mariah should concentrate on a little less booze and a little more swimming. Her fake breasts alone, ain’t doing it for me. I prefer nice asses. You can tell a lot from a girl by her ass. I once picked up a skinny girl at a bar and with her clothes on, she had a smoking hot body. When removed, I was shocked. She had a 70-year-old ass. It was the weirdest and scariest thing I have ever seen. So don’t judge a book by its cover… Actually, screw that thought. Judge a book by its cover and if you get unlucky, so be it.

Thanks to DoubleViking for the Mariah Carey Heads Up. Check out their site HERE.

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