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Being Fat Isn’t Tyra Bank’s Problem – Being Annoying Is
A Letter From Tyra:
Have y’all,
Ever typed in your name on Google just to see what comes up? I’ve done it before for fun, and have seen lots of articles and photos from my career come up. But after returning from Australia recently and coming home to phone calls asking me if I was OK, I was confused. What were they talking about?
Then I remembered my flight back from Australia. Why did that flight attendant look my thighs and butt up and down — and say, “Thank God! Thank God! They’re liars!!!” I just wasn’t getting it. I told myself I didn’t care, but I was having trouble sleeping that night so I got outta bed, went over to my computer, and Googled myself. This time I typed in “TYRA FAT” — and child, I had NO idea what was about to pop up on that screen. (continue)
This latest ploy by Tyra Banks to get more viewers to her crappy show just goes to show you how much she wants to be Oprah, but is really just a lesser version of Ricki Lake. Oprah enthralled a whole nation of fat housewives by focusing episode after episode on her fluctuating weight, so why can’t Tyra Banks? I’ll tell you why. People love Oprah, and at last check, Tyra Banks is regarded as being a raving maniac. Face it Tyra, those fat bikini pics in question definitely show that you put on a few pounds. I’m sure that on Feb. 1st you’ll show up with the best body money and starvation can buy, but it won’t change a thing. People will still write nasty things about you. You’re annoying and no diet can fix that.
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