Mariah Carey was on Leno last night and she almost fell flat on her fat ass. I guess she’s not used to supporting all that extra weight, especially the upper front load... so I can understand the equilibrium problem. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think that dress she is wearing is a few sizes too small and it can barely contain all that junk. It’s time for her to go shopping!
November 3rd, 2009