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Jessica Simpson And John Mayer To Wed In May? Ha!
John Mayer made headlines at last night’s Grammy Awards when he subtly mentioned that he plans to get married in May. When asked by host Sheryl Hickie of “Entertainment Tonight Canada” about his running shoes, Mayer replied that he knew they were inappropriate but promised he would wear better shoes to his wedding. When asked if he planned on getting married, he replied “May” and walked away. When asked about Jessica Simpson by other red carpet host, Ryan Seacrest, Mayer did not respond with the same answer. He mumbled something in Japanese that, when translated, meant “She is very beautiful ““ and you’re the last to know“.
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John Mayer is quite the jokester. Obviously, he loves playing the media, but most of all I think he loves being Jessica Simpson’s new man. Sure you may think that winning a Grammy is one of his biggest accomplishments to date but, we all know that Jessica Simpson is by far his biggest crowing achievement. So much so, that he’s even managed to make her look like him, which is not good! Where’s pretty boy Nick when we need him?
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