Someone better tell Janet Jackson that one of her tires has flat! You could blow out a rim driving on that thing. And of course by “tire“ I mean her oddly formed left boob from outer space. Being a pro at wardrobe malfunctions it looks like Janet‘s now trying her hand at implant malfunctions. I wonder if she just has to blow into her nipple every now and then to fix the problem?
Wait a sec! I’m onto something here! Reebok Pump Implants! I’ll get my agent to pitch it to them this afternoon. I’m going to be rich.