Hollywood Tuna Fashion Critique: Paris Hilton

I don’t know what the hell Paris Hilton is wearing, do you? To me it looks like she’s on her way to American Airlines to apply for a position as a stewardess. And notice I say “˜stewardess‘ rather than flight attendant, because that’s what they were called back in the 60’s, which is where Paris belongs in a getup like this. Paris Hilton by herself makes me kind of queasy. Throw in some polka dots to the mix and I get downright nauseous. Ok that’s my fashion critique of the day. Vogue magazine should be beating down my door any second now”¦

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