Adriana Lima and body painting. The two go together like rum and coke – a totally delicious combo. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t extremely jealous of that little Latin Hobbit. How the hell did he get this job? Did he answer a newspaper want ad?
“Grimy little dude needed to paint the world’s hottest woman. $8.50/hr. Please inquire within”
Fine, have your Adriana Lima fun little man, but know this: You’ll always be too short to ride on roller coasters, and you’ll never know the fun you’re missing.