A hard-core pornography comic has sparked outrage by depicting Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley having sex with her co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. According to a report in the Sun, the publication, which is printed in the US by Sinful Comics, will show Keira being seduced by Johnny and Orlando. Disney, the firm behind the Pirates series of movies, is reportedly furious and considering taking the publishers to court.
First off, I think Disney should relax a little bit. They’re not looking at the big picture here. There could be real money just waiting to be made if Disney sold the rights to their cartoons to be used in these dirty comics. Just think about all the perverted things those 7 dwarves could do to Snow White, and just imagine all the freaks who’d line up to get their copy. Which leads me to my second point. Who the hell wants to look at cartoon porn anyway!?? These nerds really got to get out a little more. There’s a whole world of internet porn at their fingertips. Frankly they sicken me!