I’m so fed up of big named celebs. So as a personal, 1 post protest of their obnoxious ways, I’m going to write about a nobody. And who better than “Australia’s Sexiest Woman” Emily Scott! Let’s compare her to a well know celeb like, hmmm, Lindsay Lohan, and prove that she’s more worthy of our love and attention.

“¢ Girl more likely to appear topless in public? Edge: Emily.
“¢ Girl more likely to drink your last beer, thus pissing you off? Edge: Lindsay
“¢ Girl more likely to have sex in the bathroom stall on the first date? Edge: tie
“¢ Girl more likely to crash her car, with you in it, risking your demise? Edge: Lindsay
“¢ Girl more likely to record an adult film with you? Edge: tie “¦. Then let you show your buddies? Edge: Emily!

So there you have it. Emily Scott may be a nobody, but she’s still miles above some snot nosed, spoiled rich kid actress. I think I’m going to make that kind of a comparative checklist when choosing my next girlfriend. It was very helpful.

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