Letter To Victoria Beckham

March 30th, 2007

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UsMagazine.com:

Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do. It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you ““ much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise ““ so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. Read More

In response to US Magazine’s idiotic letter, I’ve decided to write Victoria Beckham my own.

Dear Posh,

Don’t listen to what those peeps at US Magazine wrote about your spectacular breasts. I understand completely why you feel the need to parade around braless. Your girls need to breathe. There’s nothing worse than being all stuffy and uncomfortable, and seeing as you’re probably richer that the country Iceland, I think you’re entitled to be as comfy as you damn well please. Now your hubby David may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m sure he’ll never mistake your breasts for soccer ball bags. That’s just plain silly. Soccer balls maybe, but not bags. Anyway, keep up the good work, and don’t change a thing about your style ““ I love it. We all love it.

Hugs and kisses,

Hollywood Tuna

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