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Jenna Jameson At The EXXXotica Adult Film Convention- Without Me
Here we have none other than the Queen of Porn herself, Jenna Jameson making an appearance at The EXXXotica Adult Film Convention. I’m glad Jenna got an invite, because I didn’t! I guess it must have gotten lost in the mail or something. Hmpf! I thought Jenna and I were friends! Friends take friends to porn conventions. It’s a rule.
Anyway, had she taken me, I’m sure she would have introduced me to all kinds of eligible and giving young ladies. A single guy like me needs a date, and who better to date than a porn star. I’d much prefer the newer ones who haven’t gotten around too much just yet. And a university degree wouldn’t hurt either. There’s nothing like a porn star with a higher IQ than your own. Who am I kidding? I’d take what I could get. Hell, even 45 year old fluffers would do the trick at this point in my empty social calendar.
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