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The Mystery That Is Paris Hilton’s Ass
These Paris Hilton pictures give me the creeps. From her expressionless face to her weirdly shaped ass, I’m just completely turned off. Last week, the buzz was all about Paris Hilton’s abnormally larger breasts, but now it’s clear in these photos that she was actually wearing a pushup bra. What we should really be focusing on though is the authenticity of her ass. I’m not saying she had JLo style implants stuffed in there, but from my experience with skinny, lanky chicks, I’ve never seen an ass shaped quite like that. Or maybe she just has a giant mutated hemorrhoid. I hope so.
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