Jordan To Give Victoria Beckham Some “Stiff” Competition

April 10th, 2007

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Model Jordan looks like she’s searching for a burger between those baps as she embraces all things American. The mum-to-be, 28, and hubby Peter Andre are in LA to promote their fly-on-the wall show but took time out to hit the shops. Their trip came as Jordan, whose real name is Katie Price, revealed she wants her F-cup implants reduced – and Pete, 34, will be the only person to get his hands on the new ones.

It looks like the Beckhams are going to have some stiff competition in the reality show business. Yes that’s right folks, Jordan, her massive breasts, massive stomach and average sized husband will be getting their own show. Obviously I expect some minor differences between the Beckham‘s program and Jordan’s. For instance a plausible plot line for an episode of Beck’s show could be that Victoria Beckham makes a stink about not getting the best seat in the house at Hyde nightclub. Switch to Jordan‘s show, and you might find her returning a bucket of KFC after finding a pube inside. Like I said, the difference would be subtle.

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