I guess FHM has officially run out of hot women to feature in their magazine. Well what else am I supposed to think when I open it up and find Kimberly Stewart and her bird face staring back at me?? Fine, I’ll admit she does look a tad better than usual in these pics, and by better of course I mean she looks like a high mileage German porn queen, who’s seen more penis than a Chinese urinal. Sadly, I’d still date her.

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