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My Plea For Paris Hilton’s Bigger Breasts
Okay, Paris Hilton needs to embrace her boob envy and get fake breasts already. This is my reasoning: As much as I hate her, I get turned on every time she wears that miracle bra … and it makes me forget all that is horribly wrong with her!
But then she goes back to being flat chested and she morphs back into that spoiled, useless rich kid that no one likes. So Paris, it’s your call. You want Tuna love or not? If so, you know what to do! I know you’re smarter than what people give you credit for.
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