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Britney Spears’ Boobs Try To Escape
Yesterday I wrote that Britney Spears was teasing us all with her flat stomach. Reminding us of what she used to be like, when we all know it’s going to go up in a puff of smoke as soon as she’s in reach of the next Taco Bell. Anyway, here she goes again! This time the titillation of the day happens to be her breasts ““ or nipple in this case ““ which seems to really want out of that top. Speaking of her top, why the hell is it ripped to shreds anyway? I’m guessing that a bouncer forcibly removed her from the bar she was probably driving home from ““ but of course that’s just speculation. Nah that’s no fun. It was a catfight with a Playboy model. Yeah that sounds better.
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